Smartass + Sass Box August 2022 Spoilers: Excuse You, Can You Not!

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Smartass & Sass, a fun women’s subscription box that sends the sassiest products, has released the first THREE spoilers for the August 2022 box!

DEAL: Save 10% off your first subscription! Use the coupon code HELLO10.


Don’t test my waters unless you know how to swim. This month is a big a nod to all the times sh*t gets in the way of us being the badasses we were meant to be. I’m going to have to ask you to stop.

Each box includes:

Privacy Plackard!

  • There’s a sassy saying on both sides to help make it very clear that you want to be left alone.
  • Made from a sturdy acrylic, so replacing this gem won’t be necessary.

Calm Down Colored Pencils and Coloring Book!

  • Set of 10 pencils, each pencil has its own colorful saying, comes in a custom designed tube that makes storing easy.
  • This portable (5.875″ x 6.625″) coloring book with over 30 obnoxiously fun swear word coloring pages will be a must have in your purse or bag.

Box subscribers will be getting:

  • Portable Party Partner (it’s baaaaack!)⁠
  • Survival Kit⁠
  • Munchie Markers⁠
  • Sassy Scrawlers⁠*
  • Mouthy Water Wiper*⁠
  • Surface Savior Set*
  • Privacy Placard*⁠ (second spoiler)
  • F*ck Off Folio*⁠ (first spoiler)
  • Pigmented Utensils*⁠⁠ (first spoiler)
  • AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers!

*These items contain profanity.⁠ 

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark and  three subscription options!

  • Shirt Only Subscription ($15.95 per month) Get a soft-blend, locally printed unisex tee.
  • Box Subscription ($34.95 per month) Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-8 hilarious and usable items to make you laugh your a** off.
  • BIG Box Subscription ($49.95 per month) Includes the same 5-8 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month (sizes XS-3XL).

What do you think of the spoilers for this month’s Smartass & Sass?


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