Ever wonder what subscription boxes we (your favorite team of subscription box reviewers) wished existed, but don’t?! On this very special day, we have an awesome collection of 17 subscription boxes that we would love to see happen!
Artisanal Nachos Box (Tom)
This box would provide the shelf-stable ingredients and recipe for a new artisanal platter of nachos each month!
► See Hot Sauce Subscription Boxes for the closest we have!
SCA Box (Brandy)
I just realized there’s not a subscription box for the Society for Creative Anachronism. This is a tragedy.
LARPing Box (Jen)
In the same vein, there’s no box for LARPing (live action roleplaying).
â–ş We’ll just have to make do with Cosplayer & Fan Subscription Boxes although it’s really not the same thing!
K-Cup Recycling Crafts Box (El)
For recycling all those k-cups!
► K-Cup Subscriptions!
DIY pest control supplies box (El)
Worried about toxic chemicals from CONVENTIONAL pest control problems but not a fan of cockroaches and ants? Try our locally-sourced, 100% natural, GMO-free pest control supplies. Borax, diatomaceous earth, and a size-large flip flop are delivered to your home monthly. Say hello to artisanal pest control and say goodbye to your many-legged friends.
â–ş There really isn’t anything like it. I can’t even try.
Empty Box Subscription Box (Amy M & Amy H) – For cats or kids!
Your baby or furbaby will be fascinated with the ultimate in fun and awesome subscription boxes!
► Find actual subscription boxes for kids or subscription boxes for cats in the directory!
Garden Flag Subscription Box (Jenny)
A monthly garden flag, straight to your door!
â–ş Oh lovely, we found one. We’ll get that added to the directory asap.
Bubble Wrap Subscription (Amy H)
Just bubble wrap.
► Subscription Boxes for Mindfulness and Meditation??
Monster Trucks & Hot Wheels (Jenny)
80s Addict Box (Thaddeus)
All 80s all the time? There’s actually a box for that!
â–ş Check out Retro Pop Box in the directory!
Golfer’s Box (Thaddeus)
► Sorry Thaddeus, did you want subscription boxes for golfers or disc golf subscription boxes?
Skylanders Box (Jenny)
â–ş I’ll have to contact their PR team about this one!
Numismatics Subscription Box (Thaddeus)
â–ş Thaddeus, you’re not doing too hot. Check out Venture in History in the directory, but we could still use some coin subscription boxes!
DIY Book Box (Megan)
A monthly kit that includes everything you need to make your own book box, inc either marbled paper or a diy marbling kit. That would make me soooo happy!
► We have craft boxes and book subscription boxes, but no bookbinding boxes!
Bridge Box (Megan)
I really have no idea what would come in this box!
► Tabletop gaming subscription boxes is the best I have today!
Shopkins Club (Alena)
Get cute and tiny Shopkins figures every month! We’re not sure what you’re going to do with all of them, but you totally need them!
► Find Blind Bag Blind Box and Surprise Egg Subscriptions and Kawaii Subscription Boxes in the directory!
Rifle Paper Co Club (PA Anna)
► Sob, no Rifle Paper Co. Until it happens check out stationery subscription boxes. POPSUGAR Must Have Box and TinselBox have both included Rifle Paper items in the past, and you can currently subscribe to Birchbox and get a gorgeous Rifle Paper designed box!
What subscription boxes do you think should exist but don’t? We’ve already started on our next list!
Check out our list of 2000+ actual subscription boxes that really do exist – you never know what you’ll find! Then, see more lists of the best subscription boxes!
Comments
Hey! I’m a little confused by this page! Is this a page of subscription box ideas?? Because I’m in love with the 80s retro box and other eras. Is that something that actually existed? If it did or didn’t. I’m super interested in that idea.
Oh that’s super old. Yes it was a list of ideas, and about a year after that, there was even an official Shopkins box (now closed down). Back FIVE years ago we referenced our 2000+ box directory. It now hovers around 6000 subscriptions! New ones are added all the time (and of course we say goodbye to plenty too). Thanks for this blast from the past! I don’t think any 80s subscription boxes are operating today, it’s possible you could find something you like here: https://boxes.hellosubscription.com/subscriptions/retro-subscription-boxes/ -Brandy
I saw two rip offs discounts for boxes and was charged Full price if anyone can help me please send me info to submit to Paypal for refund
Jammin butter on 03/20 offer their box half off but charged me $19.95 and now says never offered coupon
Baby boy bakery offered first box $5 but charged me the full $20
if you think you entered the coupon and all that don’t forget to follow up with your credit card company.
I was surprised when I started reading subscription boxes that don’t exist. It was not what I expected at all. I thoroughly enjoyed reading them all. Can’t pick a favorite but the grandkids would love the bubble wrap and empty boxes.
did you think we’d be totally serious on april fool’s? it actually started with me realizing there wasn’t an SCA box (which is weird, because there’s a LOT of people that are into it and it would make a great subscription). then i realized that april fool’s was the next day and would make a fun post!
or were we TOO serious? 🙂
I always wanted a vegetarian snack box. Not vegan. I want eggs, honey, and cheese in the snacks. But no meat or gelatin.
Or, at the very least, vegetarian meal prep with NO MUSHROOMS. Ever.
Haha, I love the Empty Box Subscription Box! Seriously, I don’t know why I buy my kid toys when he’s perfectly happy with a box. The other day I put him in an empty cardboard box with a set of markers and he just colored to his heart’s content. And I didn’t have to worry about him coloring on walls or furniture because he was stuck in the box!
This was pretty fun to read, thanks! I read your blog all the time, but I’m not much of a commenter.
i’m glad you liked it enough to comment! we had a howling good time putting it together! we love getting our amazon subscribe & save because it comes in a giant box as big as my bathroom. keeps em busy for days!