Smartass & Sass, a fun women’s subscription box that sends the sassiest products, has released spoilers for the November 2023 box!
DEAL: Save 10% off your first subscription! Use the coupon code HELLO10.
The theme is CUN’T GET COZY!
Cun’t Get Cozy is your sassy, snuggly sanctuary filled with items that are like a warm hug with a side of ‘who the hell cares’, tailor-made for those crisp autumn days when you just want to tell the world to fuck off while you sip your pumpkin spice latte. Get ready for a blend of autumn comfort and rebellious wit—it’s hilariously cozy!
Boxes will include:
- Cheeky collectible marker⭐️
- Bad bitch bubble bath*
- Sass-infused solo activity (it’s a punch needle kit, perv)
- Perfect little pill case ⭐️
- Cozy candle* 🎨
- Hilarious headgear (the stylish kind)* ⭐️🎨
- Mouthy mystery item* ⭐️🎨
- and a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!
* Items contain profanity. ⭐ These items are included in the Small Box subscription 🎨 You can choose between four different options with our Big Box subscription
Closer look:
NOPE BEANIE from SMARTASS & SASS
The highlights:
- A deep teal-ish color featuring a leather tag
- The perfect winter-weather gear
- It tells strangers on the street to eff off, but in a nicer way
DELICATE FUCKING FLOWER BUBBLE BATH from BlueQ
The highlights:
- 8 oz, that’s about 20 bitchin’ bubble baths
- Crafted with aloe, chamomile and oat extract
- Smells like black vanilla and bergamot
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark and three subscription options!
- Shirt Only Subscription ($15.95 per month) Get a soft-blend, locally printed unisex tee.
- Box Subscription ($34.95 per month) Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-8 hilarious and usable items to make you laugh your a** off.
- BIG Box Subscription ($49.95 per month) Includes the same 5-8 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month (sizes XS-3XL).
What do you think of the spoilers for this month’s Smartass & Sass?
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