Smartass & Sass, a fun women’s subscription box that sends the sassiest products, has released spoilers for the August 2023 box!
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The theme is MERCURY IS IN GATORADE (OR SOME SHIT)!
Get ready to tell the planets to take a seat and embrace your inner smartass astrologer like a true badass. Brace yourself for a celestial experience that’s as absurd as Mercury chugging sports drinks. So, grab your star chart and prepare for a wild ride that’s part astrology, part comedy, and 100% “what the actual fuck?
Boxes will include:
- Cheeky collectible marker ⭐️
- Weekly dose of “abracadabra!” ⭐
- Bag of illusions that holds your beauty secrets* ⭐
- Shiny badge of wearable art ⭐
- Personal rainbow generator* ⭐
- Vessel of hilarity that holds your liquid sanity*
- An enigma wrapped in a riddle, dipped in sass*
- and a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!
* Items contain profanity. ⭐ These items are included in the Small Box subscription
Closer look:
Rebel Deck: The Game!
BAG OF EVIL FUCKERY from SMARTASS & SASS
The highlights:
- A holographic disco for your mascara—and the party’s just getting started!
- “Bag of Evil Fuckery”: it’s not just a bag, it’s a warning label.
- Measures at approximately 8″ x 6″ x 2″—evil’s favorite measurements for stylish deceit.
- Carries your cosmetics and flips the bird at boredom—two birds, one bag.
MAGICAL WEEK NOTEPAD from Knock Knock
The highlights:
- A 60-sheet ride to fairy godmother status. Who needs a wand?
- Your to-do list just got a cosmic upgrade. Mundane, meet magic.
- 6 x 9 inches of life-changing enchantment. Office supplies just got sassy.
- Self-care meets spell-casting in fun pastel colors
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark and three subscription options!
- Shirt Only Subscription ($15.95 per month) Get a soft-blend, locally printed unisex tee.
- Box Subscription ($34.95 per month) Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-8 hilarious and usable items to make you laugh your a** off.
- BIG Box Subscription ($49.95 per month) Includes the same 5-8 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month (sizes XS-3XL).
What do you think of the spoilers for this month’s Smartass & Sass?
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