Smartass & Sass, a fun women’s subscription box that sends the sassiest products, has released the first spoilers for the March 2022 box!
DEAL: Save 10% off your first subscription! Use coupon code HELLO10.
The theme is ADULT-ISH!
Looking for an adult? F*ck… we are one. This month’s subscription is about pulling your shit together…sorta. 🙃 Another fine day ruined by ‘adulthood’, we didn’t ask for all this! Let’s all help each other out by springing into new (or forgotten…) habits. 🤩 March is all about being (semi) responsible. 🙈
Each box includes:
Smart & Sass “Bitch Be Gone” Spray Bottle
16 0z. GLASS! (Reuse again& again!)
Bottle and silicone sleeve are dishwasher safe, nozzle should be hand-washed.
Gets ride of all those germs!
Smartass & Sass Body Bands
Set of three hysterically custom bands, all with different resistant strengths. Go blue if you want somethin’ light, yellow if you want that medium comfort zone, and head to black if you want your ass kicked.
Here’s what box subscribers will get:
- ✨ Spray bottle (SPOILER)*
- ✨ Body bands (SECOND SPOILER)*
- ✨ Table protectors*
- ✨ Cleaning cloth*
- ✨ Metal measurers*
- ✨ Fresh wrap* 🍇
- ✨ Purpose pad ✍️
- ✨ Chomper cleaner*
- ✨ Holder-of-things
- ✨ Tiny traveler*
- ✨ & a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!
*These items contain profanity.
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark and three subscription options!
- Shirt Only Subscription ($15.95 per month) Get a soft-blend, locally printed unisex tee.
- Box Subscription ($34.95 per month) Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-8 hilarious and usable items to make you laugh your a** off.
- BIG Box Subscription ($49.95 per month) Includes the same 5-8 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month (sizes XS-3XL).
What do you think of the spoilers for this month’s Smartass & Sass?
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