Smartass + Sass Box March 2023 Spoilers!

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Smartass & Sass, a fun women’s subscription box that sends the sassiest products, has released the theme spoilers for the March 2023 box!

DEAL: Save 10% off your first subscription! Use the coupon code HELLO10.

The theme is GIVE ME A D*MN BREAK!

You might not be traveling somewhere sunny for spring break but you still deserve some R&R, damn it! This month is all about taking care of the HBIC of your life (we’re looking at you). Get ready for some sassy self-care.

Each box includes:

  • Cheeky collectible marker* ⭐
  • “Let That Sh*t Go” guided journal*⭐
  • Witty water bottle Clever & cozy blanket*
  • Hilarious hot/cold eye mask*⭐
  • Luxurious lotion, body wash, & bubble bath set*
  • Sensory sticker ⭐
  • And a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!⁠

* Items contain profanity. ⭐ These items are included in the Small Box subscription

Closer look:


The highlights:

  • Soft sweater material with a fleece lining
  • 50″ x 60″ size
  • Your new “leave me alone” blanket


The highlights:

  • 128 pages of guided journaling
  • 5.5″ x 7.5″ full-color, illustrated pages
  • Say ‘farewell, motherf*cker!’ to the sh*t that bothers you!

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark and  three subscription options!

  • Shirt Only Subscription ($15.95 per month) Get a soft-blend, locally printed unisex tee.
  • Box Subscription ($34.95 per month) Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-8 hilarious and usable items to make you laugh your a** off.
  • BIG Box Subscription ($49.95 per month) Includes the same 5-8 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month (sizes XS-3XL).

What do you think of the spoilers for this month’s Smartass & Sass?


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