Today Juniper is launching Vault – the manliest way to manage your manliness.
Juniper describes the crafting of this box:
We have commenced the planting of your acorn that will grow into a mighty oak tree. This tree will then be felled, hewed and kilned into fine, sturdy lumber. A sixth-generation master cratemaker will use this lumber to hand assemble the VAULT you see to your left.
Once completed, your order will be drop shipped to you via our in-house team of liberty eagles (Haliaeetus libertatem) from a height of 3,000 Miles (Shipping damage not included in all inclusive warranty).
Here’s a sneak peek of the first box! Go check out Vault!