Juniper introduces Vault.

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Today Juniper is launching Vault – the manliest way to manage your manliness.

Juniper describes the crafting of this box:

We have commenced the planting of your acorn that will grow into a mighty oak tree. This tree will then be felled, hewed and kilned into fine, sturdy lumber. A sixth-generation master cratemaker will use this lumber to hand assemble the VAULT you see to your left.

Once completed, your order will be drop shipped to you via our in-house team of liberty eagles (Haliaeetus libertatem) from a height of 3,000 Miles (Shipping damage not included in all inclusive warranty).

Here’s a sneak peek of the first box! Go check out Vault!

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  • lynn

    You’re the best Brandy!